The Vegan Mary

Full Sister Name:

The Vegan Mary, the sister who has never tasted of the flesh of man, mother of the second coming, venerate of the knights tempeh.


Date joined:

Aspirant: October 2009

Postulant:December 2009

Novice: November 2010

FP: November 2011


DOB:

13 B.C.


Hometown:

Bridgewater, Maine


When I discovered my calling:

In the sixth month the angel Gabriel was sent from Goddess to a vegan and the vegan's name was Mary. And the angel came upon her, and said, Hail, thou that art highly favoured, the Lady is with thee: blessed art thou among women. And when she saw him, she was troubled at his saying, and cast in her mind what manner of salutation this should be. And the angel said unto her, Fear not, Mary: for thou hast found favour with Goddess. And, behold, thou shalt conceive in thy mind, and bring forth whiteface, and they shalt call you SISTER!


Big Sisters:

Mona and Krissy


Mothers:

Olive Peters and Glory Glory Hole-lelujah

Why I joined:

The sacred fool within me whispered its songs into my ear and pushed me to share them as often as possible.

Religious beliefs:

The Great Mother sustains us all.

Rules to live by:

What goes around, comes around.

Fully Professed Sisters

Sister Ann R. Kissed

Sister Bambi Saphire

Sister Betti Crotcher

Sister Celeste L. Powers

Sister Donna Vanewday

Sister Edna Daze

Sister Florence of Faith

Sister Foranda Fleur

Sister Glory Glory Hole-lelujah

Sister Golden Hair Surprise

Sister Helen Baak

Sister Krissy Fiction

Sister Ohna Fuckin' Tirade

Sister Polly Amorous

Sister Reva Lation

Sister Rhoda Priest

Sister Shomi D. Goods

Sister Spinna DeVinyl


Fully Professed Guards

Guard Noah Shame