Portland Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence

This bitch is crazy! She was born in the hills of Appalachia and from an early age, she knew that she was destined fro greatness. A chunky child with a flamboyant flair does not have an easy childhood in the hills, but Dixie persevered. After college, she got the hell out of there and proceeded to move slowly across the country, finally taking up root in Portland where her calling and true identity came into being. If you're feeling down and out, just find her..... she's sure to show you a good time. And if you've ever wondered, "Just how do those Sisters get that make up off their face?", Dixie is the one to ask, she'll happily demonstrate on you [no, that's not a typo]... have your makeup wipes ready though!